Dear Fans of Pinwheel Eye:

I decided to take a break in blogging because it's summer and so much is going on in the blogsphere. I thought I'd traipse about the internet tubes seeing what others think are the important topics of the day. If I were a scholarly sort, I guess you could call it a "sabbatical." But since I am anti-education (it corrupts, and leads to nasty independent thought), I will call it a "hiatus."

Here is what I've found lurking about these internets. First of all, the liberal SCUM likes to call the internet "these internets." I don't. So, see, I just made a funny right there.

All right. Back to the point at hand which is: Liberal scum are STILL ruining the country. I see the imprint of Burkenstocks everywhere. Some things never change, or at least change in the month I've been away.

Firstly, Liberal scum have plotted to get Ned Lamont elected, beating out the GOP's whipping boy, Lieberman. How did they do it? According to Lieberman, a man of great courage and truthfulness, but only since Bush bestowed a kiss upon him, Ned Lamont's crack team of hackers and bloggers crashed Lieberman's site ON VOTING DAY and those same bloggers made sure that Ned Lamont won. I don't want to hear about "the voters decided" because that's rubbish. Those voters obviously didn't know what they were doing. You can't give voters such a large responsibility as that. What, should the average American be given such a huge responsibility as voting? I think not, at least when they don't vote as they should. Which would have been for Lieberman, not Lamont.

Lieberman was correct when he said that the new "progressive" type of Democrats that are now taking over the world will allow terrorists to take over the country and kill every last good and holy American. See? Joe is a DEMOCRAT but he agrees with DICK CHENEY who says if Democrats take over the house we'll be blown to smithereens forthwith.

Now, this should tell you how stupid Liberal Scums are. They know this, but they still are trying to elect MORE Ned Lamont types. What losers. What mary jane-smoking, hippie drum-circle, drug-addled, free-love-enjoying losers.

Here's my prediction: Republicans will win the house again in November. You read it here first, fans.

And, Pinwheel is back and he's rarin' to go! I'm tired of clearing brush in my backyard.